I Just Wanna Mausturbate

I really wish

that I could just

$%&^ myself right now...

but I can't... because...

Jonathan is right there...

and I don't wanna freak him out.

But maybe, when he turns his head...

I'll just...

slip my hand...

into my secret compartment...

and grab my $^&...

and start %^&%^ing myself...

Yeah, that'd be nice.

...

god, I just wanna masturbate...